I was playing outside with my brothers when my cousin came back home. She was my neighbour then. The moment she got out of the car she asked me, "you want to eat chocolate cake ma?" and went inside without waiting for my reply. Being a kid, of course I was excited upon realizing the prospect of me getting a chocolate cake without asking so I followed her in. I went to the kitchen to find her but realized she was in the toilet so I waited patiently for her to come out. I mean, chocolate cake is worth the wait right?! She took quite a while to come out but it's okay, at least she's out. But, after coming out she didn't offer me any chocolate cake. I was and still am a good kid, so I didn't ask her thinking she momentarily forgot. However, the good kid in me disappeared after 10 minutes caused I asked, "I thought you said you wanna give me chocolate cake?" and she replied, "the chocolate cake in the toilet bowl you go eat la."
That my dear friends, is how I came to know how to make a chocolate cake.